Wasting away again in Margaritaville.....

Well I have done it...I've solved a number of problems that have been plaguing me for years now. After careful research I have found the perfect combination of floaties to meet all of my summer needs. There is one that I can read on, one I can tan my back on without being dumped into the pool, and one for drinking margaritas while listening to the Margaritaville station. I even have one for playing volleyball that doesn't compromise my mobility. Other new discoveries: the best after-sun lotion (Hawaiian Tropic Cucumber Melon) and the perfect haircut when you don't want the ends of your hair constantly dipping into the pool. Life is good.